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The Crafty Squirrel St. Petersburg Menu & Prices

· 259 Central Ave · bar

Weekly Specials, Shots, Brunch, Tacos, Pub Grub, Drinks + Cocktails. 99 items read from The Crafty Squirrel's own menu. Menu reviewed September 2026. Signature plates: Al Pastor, I Adore $10, Sun Cruisers $3, Acai Bowl Party $12.

The Crafty Squirrel Weekly Specials

St. Petersburg · 32 items

Monday - Meat Me

  • $10 Burger + Domestic Beer
  • 50% Off Tab (Service Industry)

Tuesday - Taco Day see more tacos in St. Petersburg

  • $3 Single Taco (Beef, Chicken, Pork)
  • BOGO on specialty tacos
  • $5 Modelo Tall Boys
  • $5 Espolon, Cazadores, Herradura, Altos, Milagro Tequilas
  • $6 Margaritas / Flavored Margaritas
  • $6 Micheladas

Wednesday - Wrecked

  • $5 THC Seltzers
  • $4 Nowadays Shots
  • $5 Nowadays Shooters
  • $5 Chalupas
  • $1 Wings
  • $10 Wake Bake Burrito
  • $5 Mind Eraser (THC, Classic, Funky)

Thursday - Throw 'Em Back (College Night 18+, 7pm-Close)

  • $2 -196 Seltzers
  • $2 Sip Margs
  • $2 Budweiser Tallboys
  • $2 Yuenglings
  • $10 Mocktails
  • $2 Featured Tacos
  • $5 Cheesy Tots

Friday - Fri-nally Fridays (7pm-Close)

  • $9 Jameson, Altos, Absolut, Malibu Cocktails
  • $10 Florida Man Burrito (Fridays only)

Saturday - Sippin' On Saturdays (7pm-Close)

  • $9 Grey Goose Vodka, Patron Silver, Bombay Sapphire, Bacardi Rum

Sunday Funday

  • $8 Domestic Beer & a Shot

Weekend Brunch (Sat-Sun 11am-3pm) see more brunch in St. Petersburg

  • $15 bottomless Mimosa with mimosa bar
  • $3 Breakfast shooter
  • $3 -196 seltzers, SunCruisers, Bud Light, Coors Lite
  • $4 Rays of Sunshine Highballs
  • $5 Breakfast Minderasers and Wisconsin Lunchboxes
  • ½ Off Champagne Bottles

The Crafty Squirrel Shots Menu

St. Petersburg · 5 items

Shots

  • Butterfinger Shot$5

    Skrewball + Pineapple Juice

  • Banana Pancake$5

    Cookie Dough Infused Whiskey, Banana, Orgeat

  • OG Brekkie Shot$5

    Irish Whiskey, Butterscotch, Orange, Bacon

  • Wisconsin Lunchbox$5

    Whiskey, Amaretto dropped in a Yuengling with OJ

  • Coco-Motion Mind Eraser$5

    Coconut Rum, Banana, Chocolate Coconut Water

The Crafty Squirrel Brunch Menu

St. Petersburg · 10 items

Breakfast Menu see more breakfast in St. Petersburg

  • Wake and Bake Burrito$15

    Scrambled eggs, tater tots, Oaxaca cheese, soy-rizo, chipotle crema, pico de gallo, salsa verde, served with chips and Amarillo EnFuego sauce

  • Sunrise Brekkie Burger$17

    Smash burger on brioche, melty cheese, sunny-side egg, bacon, bigity bang sauce, hash brown, served with fries

  • Morning Tot Bowl$16

    Crispy tots, queso blanco, chopped bacon, cotija, (2) sunny-side eggs, bigity bang sauce, house salsa, green onions

  • Bigger In TX French Toast$12

    Texas-sized French toast, peach compote, condensed milk, real Vermont maple syrup, powdered sugar

  • Acai Bowl Party$12

    Acai berry bowl base, berries, fruit, coconut, granola and hot honey sriracha drizzle

  • Hipster Bagel$12

    Toasted everything bagel, cream cheese shmear, avocado, pickled red onion, green onion, lemon zest

Brunch Drinks see more brunch in St. Petersburg

  • Bottomless Mimosas$15
  • Sun Cruisers$3
  • Bud Light$3
  • Coors Light$3

The Crafty Squirrel Tacos Menu

St. Petersburg · 25 items

Quesabirria

  • Quesabirria Bomb$12

    Slow and low braised beef barbacoa, melty crispy cheese, avocado salsa, diced onions and cilantro, served with spicy consume to dip

  • Deep in the Heart of Texas$16

    Smokey brisket, melty smoked gouda, smoked onion aioli, pickled red onions, served with consume for dunkin'

  • Al Pastor, I Adore$10

    Al Pastor chicken, melty crispy cheese, pineapple salsa, chipotle crema, diced onions, cilantro. Sub: Vegan Jackfruit

  • Miss Piggy Gone Wild$16

    Slow and low pork carnitas, melty crispy cheese, salsa verde, diced onions, cilantro, pineapple salsa

  • Yo Soy, El Rizo$10

    Soy chorizo, melty crispy cheese, onions, cilantro, pico de gallo, veggie consume

Chalupas

  • 90's Beef Cake$16

    Seasoned ground beef, jack and cheddar, pico de gallo, sour cream, crisp lettuce. Veg: Sub Soy-rizo no charge

  • Fowl Play$17

    Fried or grilled chicken, bacon, queso blanco, fire roasted corn salsa, pico de gallo, poblano ranch slaw

  • Porkin' It$16

    Slow and low pork carnitas, Korean BBQ, pineapple salsa, cotija, pico de gallo, biggity bang aioli slaw, cilantro. Sub: Vegan Jackfruit +$1

  • Smokey and The Brisket$18

    Smoked brisket, BBQ sauce, smoked gouda, pico de gallo, poblano ranch slaw, smoked onion aioli, pickled red onions

  • Shrimpin' Ain't Easy$17

    Fried or grilled shrimp, cotija, biggity bang aioli slaw, avocado salsa, pico de gallo, pineapple salsa

  • Shwarmagedon$16

    Shawarma chicken, fluffy garlic sauce, cotija, cucumbers, tomatoes, lettuce, pickled red onions, cilantro

Street Tacos see more tacos in St. Petersburg

  • Gringo Supreme$10

    Seasoned ground beef, jack and cheddar, pico de gallo, avocado salsa, sour cream, lettuce

  • OG Street$10

    Slow and low beef barbacoa, cotija, avocado salsa, pico de gallo, cilantro, diced onion

  • Paint the Town Red$9

    Al Pastor chicken, pineapple salsa, cotija, avocado salsa, pico de gallo, cilantro, diced onion. Sub: Vegan Jackfruit +$1

  • Kim Chi Chi Rodriguez$10

    Slow and low beef barbacoa, kimchi, cotija, biggity bang slaw, pickled red onions, cucumbers, cilantro

  • Pitmaster's Paradise$15

    Smoked brisket, BBQ sauce, smoked onion aioli slaw, pico de gallo, cotija

  • Lucy Lu's Luau$10

    Slow and low pork carnitas, Korean BBQ, biggity bang aioli slaw, cotija, pineapple salsa, roasted corn salsa, green onions. Sub: Vegan Jackfruit +$1

  • Shrimp Tease$12

    Fried or grilled shrimp, ginger-ponzu slaw, biggity bang aioli, cucumber, sesame seeds

  • Florida Man$12

    Fried or grilled grouper, cotija, biggity bang slaw, pico de gallo, pickled red onions

Specialties

  • Crunch Wrap Extreme$15

    Crispy tostada shell with ground beef, cheese, pico de gallo, lettuce, avocado salsa, sour cream in a flour tortilla. Served with chips and house salsa. Veg: Sub Soy-rizo no charge

  • Smash Burger Taco$16

    Ground beef, grilled onions, melty American cheese, Squirrely sauce, lettuce, onions, pickles, tomatoes. Served with fries

Sides

  • Fries$4
  • Chips and Salsa$4
  • Tots$6
  • Sweet Tots$6

The Crafty Squirrel Pub Grub Menu

St. Petersburg · 22 items

Shareables

  • Hot Chips and Big Dips$10

    Bowl of tortilla chips with Avocado Salsa, Crafty Salsa, and Amarillo Enfuego Salsa

  • Buff Cauli Boy$12

    Crispy cauliflower in buttery housemade Buffalo sauce, carrots, served with bleu cheese or ranch dip

  • Coco Cabana$12

    Coconut shrimp topped with Thai Sriracha dip and sesame seeds

  • Corn To Be Wild$12

    Fire-roasted corn cheesy dip topped with roasted poblano ranch. Served with tortilla chips

  • Tendies Time$10

    Hand breaded chicken tenders over fries, served with poblano ranch. Add wing sauce +50¢

  • Grouper Troopers$12

    Hand-breaded grouper bites served with biggity bang sauce

  • Big Nacho Energy$15

    Tortilla chips, queso blanco, fire roasted corn salsa, pico de gallo, guacamole, sour cream, jalapeños, cilantro, chives

  • Hottie Toties$15

    Tater tots smothered in white queso, bourbon bacon jam, chipotle crema, pickled red onions, chives

  • So Sweet, My Tot$10

    Sweet potato tots, cotija cheese, bourbon maple sauce

Chicken Wings see more chicken in St. Petersburg

  • 6 Wings$9

    Served with Ranch or Bleu Cheese

  • 12 Wings$16

    Served with Ranch or Bleu Cheese

Burgers + Sammies see more burger in St. Petersburg

  • Bourbon Bacon Baddie$16

    Smash burger, bourbon bacon jam, smoked gouda, smoked onion aioli, crispy onions, green onions, poblano ranch slaw

  • Double Double$16

    Double smash burger, Squirrely sauce, onions, lettuce, tomato, pickles, pickled red onions

  • Spicy Fiesta$16

    Spicy smashburger, spicy soy-rizo, queso blanco, jalapeños, avocado, chipotle crema, Amarillo Enfuego slaw, tomatoes, pickled red onions, cilantro

  • Smoke'em If You Got'em$18

    Smoked brisket, melted jack and cheddar, BBQ sauce, smoked onion aioli, poblano ranch slaw, onion

  • Crispy Mother Clucker$15

    Fried chicken, melty cheese, smokey bacon, smoked onion aioli, poblano ranch slaw, tomatoes, pickled red onions

  • Grillin' In The Club$14

    Grilled chicken breast, Colby Jack and cheddar, applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo

Wraps

  • We Need A Gyro!$15

    Shawarma chicken, fluffy garlic sauce, cotija, cucumber, tomato, onion, cilantro, iceberg lettuce

  • Wrap It Up, Caesar$15

    Fried or grilled chicken, lettuce, Caesar dressing, cotija, roasted pepitas, corn salsa, tortilla strips, cracked pepper

  • Cali Burrito$17

    Beef barbacoa or Al Pastor chicken, French fries, avocado, chipotle crema, salsa verde, pico de gallo, house salsa

  • Let's Go, Buffalo$15

    Crispy house-breaded chicken in buffalo sauce, blue cheese dressing, avocado, lettuce. Veg: Sub Crispy Cauliflower +$2

  • Baja Fish Fry Burrito$18

    Fried or grilled grouper, cotija, biggity bang slaw, pico de gallo, pickled red onions. Served with fries or chips and house salsa

The Crafty Squirrel Drinks + Cocktails Menu

St. Petersburg · 5 items

Drinks

  • Beams of Sunshine Highball$7

    Jim Beam, Fever Tree Sicilian Lemonade, -196 Strawberry Highball

  • Michelada$7

    Modelo with house bloody mix, lime, Tajin rim

  • Squirrelly Spritz$10

    Aperol, Passion, Strawberry, Lemon, Prosecco

  • Bloody Tito$10

    Tito's, housemade Bloody Mary mix, Tajin rim

  • Yoo-Hoo-Ligan$8

    Coconut Rum, Skyy Vanilla, Cold Brew, Chocolate Coconut Water

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