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Crafty Bastards Gainesville Menu

Crafty Bastards Restaurant · 4860 NW 39th Ave A · Restaurant

Grub. 98 items read from Crafty Bastards' own menu. Menu reviewed September 2026.

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Crafty Bastards Crafty Lunch Combinations Menu

  • Pick any 2

    ½ Sandwich, ½ Salad, Cup of Soup, Chili

  • Pick any 3

    ½ Sandwich, ½ Salad, Cup of Soup, Chili

½ Sandwiches see more sandwich in Gainesville

  • Grilled Ham & Cheese

    Grilled Sliced Ham and Choice of Cheese: Cheddar, Swiss, or Provolone. Served on Grilled Ciabatta

  • T.C.B

    Sliced Tomatoes, Cheddar Cheese, and Thick Cut Boar’s Head Bacon. Served on Grilled Ciabatta

  • Pesto Turkey

    Grilled Sliced Turkey Breast, Raw Baby Spinach, Homemade Pesto Sauce and Provolone Cheese. Served on Grilled Ciabatta

  • B. L. T

    Boar’s Head Bacon, Sliced Tomatoes, Crisp Lettuce on Grilled White Bread

  • Spicy Chicken Salad Sandwich

    Jalapeño Spiked Chicken Salad with Lettuce, Tomato, and Onion on a Grilled Ciabatta

Crafty Bastards Additional Lunch Specials Menu

  • ½ Pound Angus Chuck Burger

    with Crispy Golden Fries

  • Grilled or Blackened Chicken Sandwich

    with Crispy Golden Fries

Crafty’s Munchies

  • Crispy Naked Wings or Breaded Boneless

    6pc. or 10pc. Tossed in one of our Sauces. Buffalo, Extra Hot, Sweet Chili, Mango Habanero, Teriyaki, BBQ Sauce, Garlic Parmesan, Lemon Pepper Dry Rub, or Cool Ranch Dry Rub. Served with Celery, Ranch

  • Basket O’ Fries or Tots

    Basket of Crispy Golden Fries or Tots

  • Chili Cheese Fries

    Gravy n’ White Cheddar

  • Bacon n’ Cheddar Cheese
  • Philly Cheese Fries
  • Steak n Eggs Fries
  • Redneck Fries

    Cheese, Pork, BBQ Sauce, Jalapenos, Fried Onions

  • Inferno Fries

    Cheese, Blackened Chicken, Jalapenos, Sriracha Aioli

  • Quesadillas

    A Blend of Cheddar & Jack Cheese

  • Cheese Quesadilla
  • Chicken Quesadilla
  • Cheese Burger Quesadilla
  • Philly Quesadilla
  • Blackened Shrimp Quesadilla
  • Redneck Quesadilla

    Cheese, Pork, Jalapenos, BBQ Sauce, Fried Onions

  • Buffalo Quesadilla

    Cheese, Chicken, Celery, Onion, Buffalo Ranch Sauce

  • Loaded Nachos

    Tortilla Chips topped w/ Warm Queso, Seasoned Ground Beef, Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickled Jalapenos, Scallions, & Sour Cream

  • Fresh Fried Tortilla Chips

    Served with Warm Spicy Queso

  • Beer Cheese & Bavarian Bread

    Beer Cheese Dip and Three Hot Salted Soft Breadsticks

  • Fried Cheese Curds

    Wisconsin Cheese Curds. Spicy, Crispy, and Gooey. Served with Ranch

  • Fresh Pork Rinds

    Freshly Fried, Seasoned with Salt and Pepper or Cool Ranch Rub

  • Fried Pickles

    Kosher Dill Spears served with Ranch Dressing

  • Sweet Wedges

    Large Basket of Crispy Sweet Potato Wedges Served with Honey Mustard

  • Sweet Corn Nuggets

    Fresh Fried Sweet Baby Corn Nuggets. Served with Ranch

  • Crafty Onion Rings

    Fried Beer Battered Spanish Onions. Served with Petal Sauce

  • Crafty’s Famous Chili

    Cup or Bowl. Served with Crackers or Fritos Corn Chips

Fresh Salads see more salad in Gainesville

  • Choice of Dressing

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Caesar, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Apple Vinaigrette, or Honey Mustard

  • Add Grilled or Blackened Chicken
  • Add Grilled or Blackened Shrimp
  • Two Scoops Spicy Chicken Salad

    Add Pecans, Died Cranberries, and Mandarin Oranges

  • Fresh Garden Mix

    Iceberg and Spring Mix, Topped with Grape Tomatoes, Carrots, Green Beans, Cucumbers, Red Onion, and Croutons

  • Classic Caesar

    Romaine Lettuce Tossed with Caesar Dressing, Topped with Fresh Grated Parmesan, served with Croutons

  • Mr. C’s Chef

    Iceberg and Spring Mix Greens, Topped with Grape Tomatoes, Carrots, Cucumber, and Julienne Cheddar, Swiss, Ham and Turkey and Croutons

  • Greek Spinach

    Baby Spinach, Topped with Feta Cheese, Grape Tomatoes, Hard Boiled Egg, Boar’s Head Bacon Bits, Red Onion, and Croutons

Paninis and Handhelds

  • Substitute Onion Rings, Chili Cheese Fries, or Sweet Potato Wedges
  • Add ½ Garden or Caesar Salad w/ Meal
  • Add Cup of Chili w/ Meal
  • Add Cheddar, Swiss, Pepper Jack Cheese, or Provolone
  • Add Gruyere, or Boar’s Head Bacon
  • Classic Cuban

    Sliced Ham, Mojo Pork, Swiss Cheese, Mustard and Dill Pickles Pressed on a Cuban Roll

  • French Dip

    Sliced Ribeye and Provolone on a Toasted Roll with some of our Onion Demi Glace. Served with Crispy Fries and a Kosher Spear

  • Chicken Handheld

    Grilled or Blackened Chicken Served on a Brioche Bun with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, and a Pickle Spear

  • Chicken Caesar Wrap

    Grilled Chicken, Romaine Lettuce, Caesar Dressing and Fresh Parmesan Cheese Wrapped in a Flour Tortilla

  • Crafty Philly Cheese

    Sliced Ribeye with Sautéed Bell Peppers & Onions, with Melted White American Cheese on an Authentic Philly Roll

  • Sub Chicken NO Charge

  • Blackened Shrimp Tacos

    3 Blackened Shrimp Tacos on Warm Flour Tortillas w/ Lettuce, Tomato, Jack Cheese, and Spicy Aioli

  • El Fuego Cuban

    Sliced Ham, Mojo Pork, Pepper Jack Cheese, Sriracha Aioli, Grilled Jalapenos, Pressed on a Traditional Cuban Roll

  • Jalapeño Chicken Salad Sandwich

    Jalapeño Spiked Chicken Salad, Spring Mix, Tomato, Onion on a Grilled Ciabatta Roll. Served with a Pickle

  • Grilled Reuben

    Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese & Thousand Island on Grilled Marble Rye

  • Pesto Turkey Panini

    Turkey Breast, Baby Spinach, Pesto and Provolone on a Grilled Ciabatta

  • B. L. T

    Boar’s Head Bacon, Sliced Tomatoes, Garlic Aioli, Iceberg on Grilled Bread

  • Beef Tacos

    3 Classic Beef Tacos on warm Flour Tortillas Topped with Lettuce, Tomatoes, and Red Onions. Served with Sour Cream

Signature Angus Burgers see more burger in Gainesville

  • Served on Toasted Bun w/ Choice of Fries, Tots, Mashed Potatoes, Slaw,
  • Substitute Chicken, or Veggie Burger N/C
  • Go Green – No Bun, Sub Lettuce N/C
  • Angus Burger

    ½ Pound Flame Grilled Angus Chuck Burger w/ Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, & Pickle Spear

  • Patty Melt

    ½ Pound Angus Burger, Grilled Red Onions, Swiss Cheese on Grilled Marble Rye

  • Breakfast Burger

    Fried Egg, Boar’s Head Bacon & Choice of Cheese

  • French Onion Burger

    Caramelized French Soup Onions & Melted Gruyere

  • Irate Burger

    Pepper Jack Cheese, Grilled Jalapeños, & Spicy Sriracha Aioli

  • Killer Cowboy Burger

    Boar’s Head Bacon, Cheddar, BBQ Sauce, & Fried Onions

Crafty’s Entrees

  • Shepherd’s Pie

    Slow Cooked Lamb, Carrots, Onions & Peas Topped with Buttery Mashed Potatoes & Melted Cheddar

  • Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf

    Meatloaf Wrapped in Boars Head Bacon atop Buttery Mashed Potatoes, w/ Onion Gravy, Topped w/ Whiskey Fried Onions

  • Chicken Mac n’ Cheese

    Cavatappi Pasta, Gruyere, Cheddar w/ Blackened Chicken. Broiled till Golden Brown

  • British Fish n’ Chips

    Beer Battered Cod Fish. Served w/ Fries & Slaw

  • 1 Pc. Order or 2 Pc. Order
  • St. Augustine Style Shrimp

    Jumbo Shrimp Lightly Breaded and Fried. Served w/ Traditional Pink Sauce, Slaw, & Fries

Happy Endings

  • Brownie ala Mode

    Chocolate Brownie and Vanilla Ice Cream with Fudge Syrup and Whipped Cream

  • Chocolate Chip Cookie

    Warm, Soft and Gooey

  • Chocolate Chip Cookie topped with Vanilla Ice Cream
  • Carrot Cake

    Sweet and Moist Spice Cake with Nuts and Cream Cheese Icing

  • Limoncello Ricotta Cheesecake

    Light zest and Creamy Cheesecake with Raspberry Syrup and Whipped Cream

Crafty Kids Menu ~ 10 and under

  • Hamburger
  • Grilled or Fri ed Chicken Nuggets
  • Mac n’ Cheese
  • Mac n’ Cheese Bites
  • Ham & Cheese Sandwich
  • Grilled Cheese Sandwich
  • Choice of Sides * meal includes one side
  • Fruit Cup
  • Applesauce Cup
  • Crispy Fries
  • Fresh Baby Carrots w/ Ranch
  • Fresh Mashed Potatoes

Crafty KIDS Drinks

  • Coca-Cola Products
  • Apple, Orange, or Cranberry Juice

    *no free refills

Crafty Kids Dessert see more dessert in Gainesville

  • Not included in free deal

  • 2 Scoops Vanilla Ice Cream
  • Soda Float (1 scoop)

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